i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
