yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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