Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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