How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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