Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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