i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
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go home
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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