Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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