she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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