I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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