everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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