she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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