your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Randomize
