have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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