FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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