i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
now i know why i became what i already was.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
No subtext here. People are naked.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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