Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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