Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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