my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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