UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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