Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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