Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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