I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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