im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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