she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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