i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Did I show you my penis last night?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
She swung at the pinata with crutches
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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