I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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