I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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