I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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