is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
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