We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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