none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Randomize
