i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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