Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Randomize
