Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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