This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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