Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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