their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Randomize
