But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
i believe in u and ur pee
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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