New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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