Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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