Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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