yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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