Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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