so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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