Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Church boner. Awkwardddd
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
