So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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