oh god the rape fog is back!
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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