Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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