You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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