walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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