I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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