I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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