Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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