He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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