You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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