just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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