Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Randomize
