I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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