I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
he's gonorrhea incarnate
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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